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Woody
Joined: 28 Jan 2005
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 Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:24 am Post subject: Banter - this ones for Mick! |
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HIS NAME IS MICKY
HES BUILT LIKE A BYSON
BUT HE GETS DIZZY
WHEN HES USING A DYSON
DA LA DA DA, DA LA DA DA
and the other classic..
HE RUNS AT 50
IN A 30 ZONE
HIS NAME IS SPARKEY
AND HES ON NANDROLONE
DA LA DA DA, DA LA DA DA |
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Ampthill4Ever (Traitor)
Joined: 09 Mar 2005
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| Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:26 am Post subject: Banter back at ya! |
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His name is Woody
He's made of glass
He gets his namesake
When he looks at your ass
Da La Da Da, Da La Da Da |
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Woody
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| Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:31 am Post subject: |
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Hes got the immune system
Of a 90yr old
His name is Wooky
And hes got a bad cold |
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Ampthill4Ever (Traitor)
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| Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:33 am Post subject: |
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I'm not a wooky
I've had a shave
All the pubes have gone
Oi Oi Behave! |
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b0bby d4zzler
Joined: 30 Sep 2005
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Location: Dazzledon, near Lowerstoft
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| Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:50 pm Post subject: |
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His ankles are weak
they give him hell
he looks like that geezer
from SAVED BY THE BELL
He does the tricks
you cannot teach
His name is Morris
and we call him Screech |
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Ampthill4Ever (Traitor)
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Brilliant!! |
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Ampthill4Ever (Traitor)
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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| Woody, I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread yesterday. I was mistaken... It said Thick Cut! |
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Woody
Joined: 28 Jan 2005
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| Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| Wooky put your joke book down and get on with some work |
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